According to paleontologist Yasmeen Stanislavski, she didn’t just dig up a totally intact dinosaur skeleton.
It was a full Velociraptor, complete with feathers.
And hanging in some sort of contrivance (necklace) around it’s neck, a tennis ball.
Why, Yasmeen asked, would a dinosaur be carrying a tennis ball around – without a racket in sight?
“I believe what everyone calls the king’s burial chamber is nothing but a symbolic resting place. One that doubled as a decoy for thieves. I’ve come to the conclusion that the idea was to lure grave robbers and pillagers into the decoy king’s burial chamber with some paltry trinkets, while all the while the king and all his treasure were safely entombed in a sublime, impossible to locate resting spot.”
Archeologist Alexander Van Dijk