episodes

Episode 1 – Hoaxes & Crackpot Allegations

The editors at the Giant Book of Destiny initiate a series of broadcasts to demonstrate the all knowing workings of destiny. They decide to highlight the life of CSIS special agent Ace Galaksi because his destiny happens to converge with that of his entire planet, Earth.

Ringtone episode 1 – Akhenaten Jones yelling at Ace Galaksi to, “Let go of my arm.”
Use link below to listen/download.¬†(iPhone users change the ‘a’ in the .m4a file to an ‘r’ for .m4r)
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Episode 2 – Startling Discoveries

The boys in the CSIS lab make some startling discoveries that cause Ace Galaksi to question the nature of existence – and the value of recycling.

Ringtone episode 2 – the lightning explaining, “This is a transmission of information from one life force to another.” Use link below to listen/download¬†(iPhone users change the ‘a’ in the .m4a extension to ‘r’ for .m4r)
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Episode 3 – Tempest in a Tennis Ball

A fashion mishap on the part of a visitor to Earth initiates the growth of a new branch on the planet’s tree of life. Ace Galaksi accompanies Yasmeen to Egypt to search for the lost dinosaurs.

Ringtone episode 3 – Cracked Star Trek theme, played by Katie Toksoy
Use link below to listen/download.¬†(iPhone users change the ‘a’ in the .m4a file to an ‘r’ for .m4r)
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Episode 4 – Answering One of Life’s Great Questions

While Ace Galaksi helps archeologist Alexander Van Dijk search for a lost burial chamber in the great pyramid of Giza, the answer to who really built the pyramids is revealed.

Ringtone episode 4 – Pharaoh commanding, “Something that will carry my name into eternity.” Use link below to listen/download. (iPhone users change the ‘a’ in the .m4a extension to ‘r’ for .m4r)

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Episode 5 – Hidden Treasure

Spy union headquarters issues a requisition for Ace Galaksi’s death to prevent him from sharing his outlandish discoveries about shape changing aliens, the inherent equality of everyone, and tap shoes with the rest of the world.

Ringtone episode 5 -FBI agent Stella Schwartz calling,”One more minute blackbird!” Use link below to listen/download. (iPhone users change the ‘a’ in the .m4a extension to ‘r’ for .m4r)

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Episode 6 – Cairo The (Sometimes) Floating Dog

All beings, throughout the known and unknown universe are put into great peril because of a small clerical error at the Giant Book of Destiny.